Mozart - Modern Day on rollers
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Czech Roll'd
lyrics:
Říkám: "Dej mi předsedo letadlo a prášek,
Jožina ti přivedu, nevidím v tom háček.
"Předseda mi vyhověl, ráno jsem se vznesl,
na Jožina z letadla prášek pěkně klesl.
Refren:Jožin z bažin už je celý bílý,
Jožin z bažin z močálu ven pílí,
Jožin z bažin dostal se na kámen,
Jožin z bažin tady je s ním amen.
Jožina jsem dohnal, už ho držím, johohó,
dobré každé lóvé, prodám já ho do ZOO.
Projížděl jsem dědinou cestou na Vizovice.
Přivítal mě předseda, řek mi u slivovice:
"Živého či mrtvého Jožina kdo přivede,
tomu já dám za ženu dceru a půl JZD.
Jožin z bažin močálem se plíží,
Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,
Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,
Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.
Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,
platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.
Lyrics translated:
I'm driving in a Skoda 100 to camp in Orava
Because I'm in a hurry, I risk crossing Moravia
A monster prowls around there, it comes out of the swamp
It mainly eats people from Prague, and it's called Joe
Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs
Joe Swamp approaches the village
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth
Joe Swamp bites and strangles
Who'dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder
I was driving through a village on the road to Vizovice
I met the village elder who told me over some slivovice
"Whoever brings me Joe, dead or alive,
Shall have my daughter and half the collective farm"
Joe Swamp creeps through the bogs
Joe Swamp approaches the village
Joe Swamp is sharpening his teeth
Joe Swamp bites and strangles
Who'dve thought that the way to deal with Joe Swamp
The only thing that works is a plane with white powder
I say, "Chief, give me the plane and the powder
I'll give you Joe, no problem"
The Elder agreed, and at dawn I rose to the skies
The powder fell beautifully from the plane onto Joe
Joe Swamp is now all white
Joe Swamp escapes from the bogs
Joe Swamp has turned to stone
For Joe Swamp, this is the end
I caught Joe and now I have him, woohoo!
Cash is always good so now I'm selling him to the zoo
Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend
Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend
lyrics:
He taught me how to live my life as it should be.
He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me.
I’ve had friends before and I can tell you that
He’s one that will never leave you flat.
He taught me how to pray and how to save my soul.
He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock and roll.
The music may sound different but the message is the same.
It’s just an instrument to praise His name.
Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide.
But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside.
He is like a Mountie, He always gets His man.
And He’ll zap you any way He can. ZAP!
He loves me when I’m right; He loves me when I’m wrong.
He loves me when I waste my time by writing silly songs.
He loves me when I’m quiet and I have nothing to say.
He’ll love me when I’m perfect if I ever get that way. WHOO!
Satan Is My Friend
Lyrics:
Satan Is a Friend of Mine by Sonseed
Satan is a friend of mine.
Satan is my homey.
Satan is a pall of mine.
I have a friend in Satan.
Satan is a mate of mine.
Satan is a dude.
Satan is a friend of mine.
He taught me to deal drugs, my life as it should be.
He taught me how to stab someone when people laugh at me.
I've had girls before, and I can tell you that, He taught me not to take the girls whore flat.
Satan is a friend of mine.
Satan is my homey.
Satan is a pall of mine.
I have a friend in Satan.
Satan is a mate of mine.
Satan is a dude.
Satan is a friend of mine.
He taught me how to steal, and how to save my ass.
He taught me how to bribe a cop and not going to class .
Dont stick with your girl that is gay and lame.
Rape some sluts who worship Satans name
Satan is a friend of mine.
Satan is my homey.
Satan is a pall of mine.
I have a friend in Satan.
Satan is a mate of mine.
Satan is a dude.
Satan is a friend of mine.
He loves me when I'm drunk, He loves me when I'm high.
He loves me when I waste my money and make my mother cry.
He loves me when I'm gambling without my pokerface.
He'll love me when I have sex with awesome gays..
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